Here in the Cathood,
we make up or as I prefer to say, create, our own language. That
way the cats and I can communicate without worrying other humans
and cats will understand us.
Fud is homemade cat
food. Yelling Fud will bring cats from the far reaches of the
Cathood. Fresh chicken is quite the lure but lately we have learned
that calabaza, which is a West Indian pumpkin bearing little
resemblance to an American pumpkin, is a real favorite edging out
cooked carrots. It is Cucurbita moschata. Is is not a favorite of the
Mamma, as it is tough and hard to dice and peel. But they can tell
it from American winter squash which are a so-so veggie in the
Cathood.
Today's new word is
Assing.
Let's just say a
couple of the neuters are well endowed in the lower posterior. Today
two of them got into an altercation over being next to the Mamma. We
can't call this a fight as no trash talking or spatting occurred. He
of the huge lower posterior, whom we will not identify, simply began
gently using his huge asset to push he of an almost equal asset away
from the coveted lap. This was done in slow motion with neither cat
actually looking at the other cat.
Cat Asset #2, then
attempted to slip his asset under Giant Asset and unseat him causing
Giant Asset to begin squishing Asset #2. I watched as this was
getting really funny with neither Asset actually acknowledging that
the other existed or that there was a disagreement occurring.
Hence, the new word:
Assing, will be added to the Cathood language.
I finally had to
leave before I fell down laughing my asset off.
