A New word is Added in the Cathood

Here in the Cathood, we make up or as I prefer to say, create, our own language. That way the cats and I can communicate without worrying other humans and cats will understand us.

Fud is homemade cat food. Yelling Fud will bring cats from the far reaches of the Cathood. Fresh chicken is quite the lure but lately we have learned that calabaza, which is a West Indian pumpkin bearing little resemblance to an American pumpkin, is a real favorite edging out cooked carrots. It is Cucurbita moschata. Is is not a favorite of the Mamma, as it is tough and hard to dice and peel. But they can tell it from American winter squash which are a so-so veggie in the Cathood.

Today's new word is Assing.

Let's just say a couple of the neuters are well endowed in the lower posterior. Today two of them got into an altercation over being next to the Mamma. We can't call this a fight as no trash talking or spatting occurred. He of the huge lower posterior, whom we will not identify, simply began gently using his huge asset to push he of an almost equal asset away from the coveted lap. This was done in slow motion with neither cat actually looking at the other cat.

Cat Asset #2, then attempted to slip his asset under Giant Asset and unseat him causing Giant Asset to begin squishing Asset #2. I watched as this was getting really funny with neither Asset actually acknowledging that the other existed or that there was a disagreement occurring.

Hence, the new word: Assing, will be added to the Cathood language.

I finally had to leave before I fell down laughing my asset off.