A Tale of Three Tales

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Loki, our default cash register cat, has a huge fluffy tail that one would think might be a little dangerous around breakables. So far, this tail has proved to excellent at dusting the tops of books and little else. His tail is for display purposes only.
Isis, our lady, is multicoloured with a third eye splash. Her tail is a cacophony of colors reminding one of ancient Egypt and the desert sands. This tail can only be viewed by appointment and is for decorative purposes only.
Poor little Bitwit got the short end of stick, literally. Her tail is short, fat and since she is a ticked tabby (she has no bars or stripes like a Mackerel or Classic Tabby), her tail is pretty nondescript. When her little tail gets near anything breakable or movable it transforms itself into KUNG FU TAIL, terror of the shop. She can wipe an entire shelf of merchandise in one swipe. KUNG FU TAIL is sneaky. As you walk by, it snakes out and places itself directly under your foot but not so that you can cause permanent harm. This allows Bitwit to take a bite out of your ankle in retribution.
Of all the tails in the shop, fear KUNG FU TAIL!