I really am just being good.

SNORE>>>>

It all started when Fionna found my lap unoccupied and curled up for a nice nap. It took about 5 milliseconds for Napoleon to show up and start to push her off.
Now, Napoleon, she was here first. She gets the lap.
Uhhhh, Okay, I'll just lick her cute little head.
Oooooh Mommy, don't make him stop. It feels sooooo good.
Let me just twist around here so I can get the back of her head a little better.
Twist, nudge, kick, splat!
Mommy, what happened?
And Napoleon, once again, controlled the lap and Fionna gets to sleep beside me. Never trust a Napoleon. He is smart.