We never forget.
We never forgive.
Dinner had better be on time.
We fully support all Occupy Forces.
We have been occupying laps for centuries.
You need some training.
First, you must learn to get them where they live. You can be cute and purr but never forget you have claws if they try to stand up.
Second, always know where their shoes are. You will teach them never to put their feet in their shoes without looking. It will be easier to meet your demands than clean their shoes.
Third, always leave them a reminder. There is no roller made that can remove all cat hair.
That is all for tonight.
Solidarity, fellow Occupiers!
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