A New Message from Annoyance

It has come to our attention there are now 7 billion humans on earth. Not all of them are scratching, petting or have a sleeping cat on their lap.

If you are one of those, you will proceed to the nearest grocery where you WILL get a huge piece of salmon, bring it home, poach it and place it in your yard. You will watch over and protect it until we get there. Then you will adopt us and worship us.

You have been warned. Compliance is mandatory.

A Message from Annoyance

This is Annoyance.
We never forget.
We never forgive.
Dinner had better be on time.

We fully support all Occupy Forces.
We have been occupying laps for centuries.

You need some training.

First, you must learn to get them where they live.  You can be cute and purr but never forget you have claws if they try to stand up.

Second, always know where their shoes are. You will teach them never to put their feet in their shoes without looking. It will be easier to meet your demands than clean their shoes.

Third, always leave them a reminder. There is no roller made that can remove all cat hair.

That is all for tonight.

Solidarity, fellow Occupiers!