It has come to our attention there are now 7 billion humans on earth. Not all of them are scratching, petting or have a sleeping cat on their lap.
If you are one of those, you will proceed to the nearest grocery where you WILL get a huge piece of salmon, bring it home, poach it and place it in your yard. You will watch over and protect it until we get there. Then you will adopt us and worship us.
You have been warned. Compliance is mandatory.
We are Annoyance. We never forget or forgive a late meal. You have been warned.
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