1. Always apply eye liner first. Then remember you need to put the drops in.
2. Line dropper up with center of eye by staring straight at it.
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3. Look to one side to disable blink reflex.
4. Slowly squeeze dropper while cat jumps on your chest.
5. Start over.
6. Explain to everyone you worship the raccoon god when they ask about your makeup.
We are Annoyance. We never forget or forgive a late meal. You have been warned.
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