Napoleon: "Mommy, you KNOW I never knock anything down and I would never stoop to steal anything. I am the emperor. I own it all. I don't need to steal anything! I am innocent. Innocent, I say. It was that black cat."
Ah, but which black cat, indeed???
Mr. Orson Wells, "You were on the bed. I am certain you saw everything."
"Who, me? You know I sleep all the time. I was next to your pillow. I just woke up when you started screaming about brooms. Now, it you don't mind...zzzzzzzz.....I have a movie plot to work on..zzzz.."
"Me, I'm a Freaking Plant! I can't move. I was nowhere near those pens. I don't even know what a pen is. Could you brush my leaves with that little broom pen thingie? It's on the floor."
How did the plant know where the broom was?
Well, the plant does have a vantage position on top of the tower.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Only one thing left to do. I must consult the oracle.
I am Voodoo aka Little Momma and I know all. Have you checked the tail?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
I think I have the answer. In the rush to get off the bed with me, the container was knocked to the floor by the only cat with a huge tail,,, long haired... brush like tail with a powerful addiction. Do you know who the guilty cat was??? But, can you prove it?







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