Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Crime Scene

I returned to the bedroom to find my new pens missing and their container splattered on the floor.


 Who did it and where were my pens? I found my container, the bottle of paint and my lip liner but where were the pens. Finally I saw my little witches' boot dangling in midair and grabbed it but the broom was missing. I began to questions the suspects.
Napoleon: "Mommy, you KNOW I never knock anything down and I would never stoop to steal anything. I am the emperor. I own it all. I don't need to steal anything! I am innocent. Innocent, I say. It was that black cat."

Ah, but which black cat, indeed???
Mr. Orson Wells, "You were on the bed. I am certain you saw everything."
"Who, me? You know I sleep all the time. I was next to your pillow. I just woke up when you started screaming about brooms. Now, it you don't mind...zzzzzzzz.....I have a movie plot to work on..zzzz.."


 Miss Purdy von Sweets: "I was at the top of the room, resting on my favorite box. I know nothing, but I see all. You really need to question the little addict....."
Ningee: "Me??? I can't believe she call me an addict! I, who share my Temptations with that witch. I am the only who speaks sign language. I am the only one you listen to and get Temptations for. I am not an addict! I may need a few of them to get through the day but I am NOT an addict. I am certain we are all innocent. Buuutttt.....last night you did bring home that discounted African Violet. It wasn't even a full priced one. It is a newcomer and this morning, your pens went missing........"
"Me, I'm a Freaking Plant! I can't move. I was nowhere near those pens. I don't even know what a pen is. Could you brush my leaves with that little broom pen thingie? It's on the floor."

How did the plant know where the broom was?

Well, the plant does have a vantage position on top of the tower.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Only one thing left to do. I must consult the oracle.
I am Voodoo aka Little Momma and I know all. Have you checked the tail?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
I think I have the answer. In the rush to get off the bed with me, the container was knocked to the floor by the only cat with a huge tail,,, long haired... brush like tail with a powerful addiction. Do you know who the guilty cat was??? But, can you prove it?

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